Gonna Be A Bear
I got this in an email and I thought I’d share…
In this life, I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too. I could deal with that.
If you’re a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
Very Funny! I like that idea!!
Stacy
I love this!We happen to be studying hibernating animals right now, so I appreciate this bear post. They do have it good, don’t they? 🙂
Blessings!
Dawn (By Sun and Candlelight)
LOL! This is awesome! Thanks for the chuckle, I really needed that.
Do you think I could get away with taking on some bear-like qualities right now?
This was great, thank you.
Sandy