Ah, Youth

Look what came in the mail for me yesterday:

A wonderful birthday card from Orlando Bloom! (click on the Valentine to see that it really is from him)I guess he was no longer able to contain his youthful exuberance for me and had to make his feelings known, regardless of the consequences. I showed my husband right away, of course. Not that I could have hid it from him for very long. I think my giggling as I came through the door would have alerted him that something was up.

I have to admit, I’m not too surprised at Orlando. After all, take a look at my picture, I’m very cute! What does surprise me is that he would make this bold move and send me a love offering through the mail. What if my husband had intercepted it? Of course, Philip’s not a big guy, maybe Orlando thinks he can take him.

I’m sorry Orlando, but I just cannot run away with you. My children would insist on coming along and somehow I don’t think that they will fit well into your 20-something, Hollywood lifestyle. Plus, my husband would probably come after us and he’s got a black belt in Tae Kwan Do and I don’t want him to mess up your pretty face. I am flattered, though. I hope we can still be friends.

More Mac and Cheese, please!

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