Pumpkin Girl: Don’t shoot the baby!
(Mama’s eyebrow shoots up)
Boo: Well, it’s going to be a hard shot to make.
<insert Boy-Made Gun Noise here>
Boo: I missed the baby but got the snake!
You’ll be glad to know that Pumpkin put a cap over her baby’s head to protect her and Boo was able to shoot the head off the snake without hurting the baby. And seeing as how they were all 2 feet away from me, I have also lived to blog another day.