These are some of the recent Google searches that have led people to my little ol’ blog. In the interest of making my blog a warm and inviting place to be, I have tried to supply the information that people were looking for.
1. How do pirates celebrate Christmas?
Well, since most pirates bore little resemblance to Captain Jack and Will Turner, (either in looks or behavior) I would guess that pirates didn’t do much to celebrate the birth of Jesus. However, Boo says that pirates celebrate Christmas by drinking eggnog – glug, glug, glug!
Yeah, and like I need an excuse to put this picture on my blog!
2. My house is always trashed.
Sorry, you’re on your own here.
3. itunes I’m getting married to lorri
I swear that was really a search. Even spelled my name right. I have no idea what it means though. Unless my husband has secret career in song writing.
4. What happens if my vistaprint order is late?
I’m guessing that it won’t arrive on time?
5. Where does Mac and Cheese come from?
6. Does mac and cheese go bad?
This is the number one search phrase for my blog. The answer is yes. No matter how hard we try, mac and cheese will sometimes go bad. Why? Poor parenting, falling in with the wrong crowd, we may never know.
7. Songs about Lorri
Another one? What is this all about? Really, I must know.
8. Mac and cheese poems
Honestly, this is getting silly. I’ve gotten this search a couple of times, but I’m afraid that whoever is looking has been disappointed. So to remedy that, I have composed a little something I called “Ode to the Mac and Cheese”
Mac and Cheese
We love to eat it
When we cook
We don’t have to beat it
and pasta, too
Sad to say,
One serving won’t do
Oh warm and comforting Mac and Cheese
Why can’t you have low calories?
9. How to dress up Mac and Cheese
Don’t bother. You can dress it up, but you can’t take it out.