I kicked a smurf because I think I need some serious help.
Before you start staging an intervention and send me off to Smurf Kickers Anonymous or making jokes about me being the size of a smurf, let me explain.
I found this silliness over at Many Little Blessings and it cracked me up so much that I had to share it. So tell me, what’s your sentence?
Pick the month you were born:
March——–I karate chopped
May———-I jumped on
July———–I did the Macarena with
August——–I had lunch with
September—-I danced with
October——-I sang to
November—–I yelled at
December—–I ran over
Pick the date (number) you were born on:
7——-my mobile phone
9——-my best friends’ boyfriend
11——-my science teacher
14——-a stuffed animal
19—— – a smurf
20——-a baseball bat
25——-a football player
31——-A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———because I’m cool like that.
Black———because that’s how I roll.
Pink———–because I’m crazy.
Red———–because the voices told me to.
Blue———–because I’m sexy and I do what I want.
Green———because I think I need some serious help.
Purple———because I’m AWESOME!
Gray———-because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow——–because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange——–because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown———because I can.
Other———-because I’m a Ninja!
None———-because I can’t control myself!