“Mama,”  Bip said to me during lunch.  “I have someting to tell you, but I didn’t want to get in trouble.”
“Okaaay…,” says I, wondering what sort of mess I was about to be cleaning up.
“I had a little accident in my underwear and pants.”
“Oh, Ok, well, that happens.  Did you change your underwear?” I asked.
“No.”
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