Baby Thoughts 1.0
Ah, the joy of sleepless nights!
Why don’t babies tell us what is wrong? Seriously, if they would just tell us what they need we’d get it for them. Of course, we all know that babies communicate by crying, but that is so last century! While the rest of us are busy emailing, texting, twittering (twitting?) and Skyping, those cute little babies are still relying on millenia old technology.
So you know what I was thinking? They need little emoticons that appear over their heads to tell us what’s on their mind. A diaper means “change me.” A bottle for “feed me”, a heart means “hold me.” Bubbles could indicate gas, and z’s let us know that they are sleepy.
Wouldn’t that be great? The software, which I’ve named Baby Thoughts 1.0, would wear off by age 2. We wouldn’t really want to know the thoughts of anyone older than that, would we?
My only obstacle at this point – how to install the software? Alas.
That would be terrific! I feel for you about the sleepless nights. Jake’s pattern last night was…sleep in bed for 30 minutes, eat for 30 min, sleep while I was trying to get him to burp for 30 minutes, then sleep in bed again. Well-that’s not entirely true, he slept for and hour and half this morning after I was already awake with my daughter :). Aren’t babies wonderful! http://istherezucchiniinthis.blogspot.com/
Oh my word. Sign me up.