1. My Christmas present fits Pumpkin Girl, not me. She looks super cute, so I might keep it anyway.
2. Classic California
3. This here’s the room where we keeps the womens.
4. Must be time for the Safety Dance!
5. Standing on a corner in Winslow, Az…
6. Heading home with an elephant on my lap.
7. A beautiful day
8. Nobody is going anywhere today.
9. The perfect mug to accompany a discussion of Hitler’s invasion of Europe.
10. My kids think my hands are freaky because my thumb bends back but my pinky can’t stand up.
11. Pumpkin Girl and I were wondering which merit badge involves a turkey leg and pencils.
12. “Whaaat? I got you present!”
13. A text from Pumpkin Girl, with a picture of Pipsqueak with a bucket on his head.